rewind-and-restart: mountincest: school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory it tests my patience
atropis: My little brother took my fries and I’m on my period and I’m not ashamed to say I cried for a half hour straight.
c-cumberbatch: mytardishaswings: femmederqueer: WAIT WERE ADAM AND EVE EVEN MARRIED OH MY GOD THE BIBLE JUST COLLAPSED ON ITSELF
so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg.